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Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse

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I saw this today, in connection with all the silly May 21 end-times hoopla.  I think this is one of the better uses for our tax dollars:

Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan (not to be confused with the late Prince Aly Khan, who was once married to Rita Hayworth), has laid out a brief history of zombies, as well as a list of supplies that should be stocked in an emergency kit. He assures the public that, in the event of a zombie outbreak, CDC would conduct an investigation.  It would probably look a lot like the pictures that eithni  recently posted.
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